Chad-Everett Porn, Opinions, Vlogs, Humor. I do it all kids. Mer names Cherd. I prefer being called Everett. I'm young, fun, and dumb and stuff. You might have noticed I'm really silly and that I love food alot. Mostly anything that's meaty, or chicken, plus cake. I also love to sleep...and dicks too. That's all you really need to know about me. Besides I'm busy being metal and shit. Like the greats Paula Deen, Martha Stewart, and Sharon Mother Fucking Needles. Don't under estimate the queens of darkness... So I guess you've figured I encourage the world of dark arts, freaks, ghosts, and ghouls, gremlins and anything with a zombie blood lust. I especially love outspoken strong minded opinions. Never be afraid to share yours I love anyone with a voice! I fear the only wise words to leave you with are...don't bother me when you see me at taco bell or you'll wish you hadn't. This is my version of the "beware of the dog" sign. Other than that, Hello Neighbor!